【by Maria Korman】

Marvelous Mike knew one thing as he exploded
onto the sidewalk in a
flurry of arms and legs,
the shrieking of alarms and indignant
store employees chasing him
as he crammed what looked like a hat
onto his balding head, and took off running
into the air, held aloft by an air balloon
attached to his cranium—
much like finding the right sports bra or the right husband,
it takes time to find the right wig.